tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-51738381216558566722024-03-08T18:53:43.744-05:00Dante's Infernal RacketWorking Without An Editor Since March 2006Billyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12018099285669735809noreply@blogger.comBlogger95125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5173838121655856672.post-36712407116072323322012-03-06T14:09:00.001-05:002012-03-06T14:09:49.880-05:00test<iframe src="http://www.coveritlive.com/index2.php/option=com_altcaster/task=viewaltcast/altcast_code=a72287cba5/height=550/width=470" scrolling="no" height="550px" width="470px" frameBorder="0" allowTransparency="true" ><a href="http://www.coveritlive.com/mobile.php/option=com_mobile/task=viewaltcast/altcast_code=a72287cba5" >tests</a></iframe>Billyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12018099285669735809noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5173838121655856672.post-35034306987629469082010-02-23T10:33:00.002-05:002010-02-23T11:52:26.945-05:00This is a test<div>this is a test</div><br /><script type="text/javascript" src="http://widgets.clearspring.com/o/4803272b42fa86ae/4b83f5311c5e2650/4803272b73f48957/9e7c9142/widget.js"></script><br /><br /><iframe src="http://www.coveritlive.com/index2.php/option=com_altcaster/task=viewaltcast/altcast_code=c40faf6745/height=550/width=470" scrolling="no" height="550px" width="470px" frameBorder="0" allowTransparency="true" ><a href="http://www.coveritlive.com/mobile.php/option=com_mobile/task=viewaltcast/altcast_code=c40faf6745" >test</a></iframe>Billyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12018099285669735809noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5173838121655856672.post-91684757074088419772010-02-22T11:56:00.005-05:002010-02-22T12:37:54.665-05:00Another job testJust ignore this stuff. Maybe I'll update with real content again. <br /><br /><br /><br />http://www.ustream.tv/channel/test-show-for-job<br /><a href="http://www.ustream.tv/channel/test-show-for-job">WATCH ME LIVE!</a>Billyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12018099285669735809noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5173838121655856672.post-64513488584753606982010-02-17T13:43:00.001-05:002010-02-17T13:43:38.352-05:00Don't Mind MeJust testing something for work: <br /><br /><iframe src="http://www.coveritlive.com/index2.php/option=com_altcaster/task=viewaltcast/altcast_code=e518b37868/height=550/width=470" scrolling="no" height="550px" width="470px" frameBorder="0" allowTransparency="true" ><a href="http://www.coveritlive.com/mobile.php/option=com_mobile/task=viewaltcast/altcast_code=e518b37868" >Test run</a></iframe>Billyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12018099285669735809noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5173838121655856672.post-6713160860145068802009-04-12T02:47:00.003-04:002009-04-12T03:35:18.701-04:00An Easter Story<span style="font-style:italic;">This is a short story I wrote in the summer of 2006. I had just gone through a bad breakup with an ex-girlfriend right before Easter. Over the next few months though a lot had changed between us and I was considering giving it another go. This short story acted almost as me justifying my future actions for forgiving her and getting back together with her. It's not perfect: I think I mix up tenses a few times, and I'm pretty sure my without-notice switching from internal monologue to general narration doesn't help anyone understand what's going on. It's still one of my favorite short stories. And, even though the rekindled relationship ended again for good only a few months later, it may have been worth it just for the inspiration for this story. Hope you guys like it. </span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><br />On The Third Day</span><br /><br />By Billy Florio<br /><br /><br />“He got up and ran out of the room,” my Uncle said. “He hates those Zombie movies.” <br />Granted this is Easter Sunday, and granted celebrating the recounts of family members activities who have been absent for most of the year is an Alziano Family Tradition, but this Easter dinner I really didn’t care to hear about the lost adventures of my five-year-old cousin. <br /><br />My parents think I’ve been lost for the last two years. How happy were they when they heard the news. <br /><br />My Uncle goes on about how raising a son isn’t as easy as he thought it was gonna be. Not in those words—that was my own translation. No one else would understand how I get from point A to point B. No one else realizes there’s been a change. <br /><br />Anastasia. Ani. I miss Ani. <br /><br />It was only two weeks ago. She did something I couldn’t forgive. I cut the reigns. She hurt me. More than anyone else. I don’t want to think about it. I don’t want to think about her. Easter is suppose to be a happy occasion, when the Easter Bunny comes hoping along bringing chocolates, Easter eggs, goodwill towards men and stuff like that. <br />Well that’s not right either. What do you want? I haven’t been five in 19 years. <br /><br />Yet, hearing about my Uncle’s miscommunications with his son keeps bringing me back to Ani. <br /><br />My parents hated Ani. They always hated her. They didn’t approve of her Greek Orthodox heritage. They didn’t like the fact she celebrated Easter two weeks after we did or something. I don’t remember, but they were always upset with her. Since I brought her here for Easter that first time and she didn’t seem as overjoyed as they did. They didn’t understand her Easter Bunny doesn’t visit her for another fortnight. She’ll be excited then. <br /><br />Either way, they were bouncing off the cathedral ceiling when they heard we broke up. <br /><br />I told them three days after. My mom yelled out “my Son’s returned!” Honestly, did they think that helped? Did they think I wanted their ridicule? I made the hardest decision of my life breaking up with her. They never understood that I loved her. They didn’t think their child could love anything but them. Ha. I’m not even too sure of that last part. <br /><br />Finally my Uncle finished. You’d think the kid had won a Peabody or something the way he speaks about him. Wait, what is a Peabody even given for? Does anybody know any more? <br /><br /><br />“Luke has some good news too.” <br />Oh no. <br />My Mother. <br />Is she serious? She is not going to say that is she? <br />“Wait, what are you doing? What are you going to talk about? That’s not good news!” <br /><br />“Luke, I was going to mention that you got inducted into the Graduate Student Honor Society.” <br /><br />Oh. Yeah, that. <br /><br />“But yes, that’s good news as well, also Luke broke up with Anastasia.” <br />God damn it. <br /><br />So now the cats out of the bag and everyone looks happy. Why did I even bother to try and stop her? She was probably on the phone with everyone telling them the “good news” right after I finished telling her. Right after I smashed all Ani's photos and ripped all her gifts. I knew that’s what would really hurt her. Not the breakup, not telling her I hate her, not even hitting her. No, none of that would have affected Ani. The only thing that would is destroying the things she gave me. The symbols of her. The things she hoped I worshiped. The things she forced me to display as the symbols of us. That’s one of the things that pissed me off about her. She’d raise these symbols up so much higher than the things they represented. She’d push things like a stuffed animal on me, and force me to display it on my bed—cause it symbolized her. But she’d be so glued to that symbolism, that all meaning behind the gift would be lost. To this day I can’t remember what was the reason she gave me it. All I remember was the fight we got in because I thought she cared about me liking it more than me loving her. <br /><br />It doesn’t matter now; it’s in a garbage dump somewhere. Along with everything else that symbolized us. <br /><br />Thankfully the subject has changed. I sit there and eat my dinner. My Dad’s sister starts talking about how she never gets to see us or something. I’m waiting for my Grandmother to make a comment about her living in another state. I’m waiting. It surprisingly doesn’t happen. She normally has a comment for everything. God knows I’ve heard most of them. <br /><br />Why am I able to predict my family’s actions so well? Well it’s not just them, I can do it for anybody I’ve known for long enough. That was one of the things that annoyed Ani so much. I’d always know what she was gonna say before she said it. I’ve gotta learn to control that though. I can tell it really gets annoying when I start arguing points that haven’t been brought up yet. It’s like trying to change the future. God knows I can’t do that; I can only use my free will to go in the direction he set for me. <br /><br />It doesn’t matter. Whether I can predict people’s actions or not, it makes no difference. I may have occasionally pissed off Ani, but she still loved me, I know she loved me. I knew she would never do anything to hurt me, and would always love me till the end. Then she cheated on me. And I broke up with her. I couldn’t believe she’d ever do that. <br /><br />“Oh Linda, this pork is delicious!” My Aunt said to my Mom. “Hey, what would Easter be without pork?” I couldn’t hold back any longer. I knew where this was going. “It would probably be the same. The pork isn’t what makes this a corruption of the Holiday.” <br /><br />Everyone looked at me. It’s the most words I’ve said all evening. They knew what was coming too. I had to set them straight on what Easter’s about, cause I know they’re just gonna get it wrong. They always do. <br /><br />“Every year we sit here and we talk about the pork, and we talk about the Easter Bunny, and we eat jelly beans 'til we’re blue in the face trying to figure out when they’re going to show ‘Holiday Inn’ again on TV. But that’s not Easter! Easter isn’t about any of that. You think it’s written in the Bible that Uncle Mike’s son is going to get a chocolate bunny and some yellow Peeps in his basket this year? No! Easter is about the resurrection of Christ! About him dying for our sins… our mistakes; for our problems. The Bible says: ‘And on the third day he rose from the dead.’ This day is about him, his comeback. It’s about his return to us after he realized “Hey, I’m Jesus Christ! I’ve died for you!” It’s not about you guys. We’ve lost that meaning. The meaning of the Holiday is gone and all we think about is cute little commercialized symbols. What the hell happened to Easter?!” <br /><br />Silence. Finally my Grandmother comments. “Luke, don’t raise your voice like that! Some people believe differently than you.” <br />They all turned against me. Why does that always happen? <br /><br />“I’ve suddenly lost my appetite.” I pushed my dish away and got up and walked to my room. Why is it that God is forgotten today? Even on the days set aside for him no one remembers. If Jesus died today do you think they’d care? No! They still wouldn’t listen to me. I guess it still wasn’t much easier for Jesus himself. There he is being crucified and who’s there with him—only John and Mary Magdalene. Where was his family then? Your family’s never there when you need them. They’re only there to crucify you. <br /><br />I turn on some music. I need to get my mind off this. Hmm…<span style="font-style:italic;">Psycho Candy</span>. The Jesus and Mary Chain. Fitting enough. The music starts as I sit down in my mercy seat. It’s then that I realize my phone is beeping. Someone left a message. <br /><br /><br />I might as well listen to it. It can’t make anything worse. <br /><br />All I need to hear is the sound of the crying and I know who it is: Ani. What is she calling me for? What could she possibly want on Easter? <br /><br />“Luke…I miss you so much…I…a-I just can’t take this anymore…I want you back…I need you…I was wrong in what I did-wrong in how I treated you-wrong in how I acted…I’m sorry…I was stupid. I never should have cheated on you. I never should have done any of that…Luke! Please…please, please call me back. I still love you. I want to be with you again…Happy Easter.” <br /><br />Wow. Why the hell does she think I want to speak to her? I don’t miss her. I’ve moved on. It was two weeks ago God damn it! She’s got to be kidding me! <br />Maybe she’s really sorry though. I’m not sure. <br /><br />Well, this just ruins the day even more. <br /><br />I’m not gonna call her back. I can’t. Not after what she’s done. No. I—I—don’t know. <br /><br />This kills me. She seemed like she was in pain. She seemed like she needed me too. No, she should have thought of that before she cheated on me. But she’s obviously begging for forgiveness. She obviously wants me back. She even said it. I don’t want her back. Right? <br /><br />I should call her. I should make sure she’s ok. That would be the right thing to do…yeah, that’s the correct thing. I’ll call her. She needs me. I loved her. I miss her. <br /><br />As I’m dialing I hear the chorus to “Just Like Honey”. <br /><br />I wait. <br /><br />“Ani?”Billyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12018099285669735809noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5173838121655856672.post-41023647546500107792009-03-25T17:05:00.002-04:002009-03-25T17:08:51.462-04:00It's Just That Old Parker Luck...<a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/?action=view¤t=Picture1-1.png" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/Picture1-1.png" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2009/03/25/2009-03-25_doomsday_has_arrived_mta_board_approves_.html">Too late.</a> <br /><br /><br />From Amazing Spider-man # 589 by Van Lente and SiqueiraBillyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12018099285669735809noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5173838121655856672.post-16455208111425533722009-02-27T14:33:00.004-05:002009-02-27T14:48:05.678-05:00He Should Have Tried Missed Connections<blockquote><a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/?action=view¤t=what.png" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/what.png" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br /><br />what. </blockquote><br /><br /><br />Pilot posted this on her <a href="http://synecdoche.tumblr.com/post/82061510/what">synecdoche</a> tumblr today. Wow. I really hope this was a joke because I can't stop laughing. <br /><br />Seriously, I hope this guy finds a Greek translator through craigslist. <br /><br />But if he doesn't, he can always shell out the money for <a href="http://www.lexiconer.com/rosetta-stone-language-software/">Rosetta Stone</a>.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mSbjSUguctY&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mSbjSUguctY&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Billyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12018099285669735809noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5173838121655856672.post-40658461609151385252009-02-27T14:29:00.000-05:002009-02-27T14:29:00.854-05:00Whole Lotta RosieOn Imdb Wednesday:<br /><br /><a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/?action=view&current=rosie.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 488px; height: 325px;" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/rosie.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Ok, let's reread this part.<br /><blockquote>The A League of Their Own star has revealed she stopped drinking on 1 December after her teenage son, Parker, refused to get her a beer from the refrigerator. </blockquote><br /><br /><br />Now, I tend to see fat jokes where there aren't any sometimes (when you're looking for them, they're everywhere), but this...I mean, I thought this was obvious. <br /><br />Does that line not imply that Rosie is sitting on her couch; asks her son to get her a beer; her son refuses; and Rosie says "Well, I'm not getting up. I'll quit."<br /><br />Apparently not. No one I asked came to that conclusion. So, the question is, why did I see it? <br /><br />In the first show I had on Channel 101 NY, <a href="http://ny.channel101.com/show.php?show=169">DiSilvio</a>, me and co-creator <a href="http://interestedinthings.blogspot.com/">Mike Frollo</a> knew where all the jokes were<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">*</span>. But, when the show screened, most of the audience was confused. Somehow, somewhere, there was a jump in logic that me and Mike didn't foresee.<br /><br />So, what does this have to do with Rosie? Well, I'm starting to think I constantly do this. <br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">*</span>Where were they? In the second draft.Billyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12018099285669735809noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5173838121655856672.post-44728562672061176082009-02-21T14:21:00.009-05:002009-02-21T14:42:55.129-05:00A Real Life Paul Gambi?<a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/?action=view&current=superherosupply.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 413px; height: 273px;" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/superherosupply.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/?action=view&current=supplies.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 411px; height: 327px;" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/supplies.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/?action=view&current=capes.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 412px; height: 274px;" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/capes.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">Why have I never shopped </span><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/826NYC">here</a><span style="font-weight: bold;">?!</span></span><br /></div><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /></span>Billyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12018099285669735809noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5173838121655856672.post-91558032923703780072009-02-20T14:17:00.003-05:002009-02-20T14:29:24.037-05:00I'll Tumblr 4 Ya!Did everyone just get a tumblr overnight? When the hell did this happen? <br /><br />For all those that care, <a href="http://dantesinfernalracket.blogspot.com/2008/10/yes-we-chan.html">Nonsense Humor Magazine</a> has finally got with the times and started their own <a href="http://nonsensehumor.wordpress.com/">blog</a>. I think it's suppose to have pdfs of issues and crap but I have no clue anymore. <br /><br />So, go check that out! And start a tumblr I guess, cause it's the cool thing to do!Billyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12018099285669735809noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5173838121655856672.post-86017236986456401912009-02-18T00:16:00.007-05:002009-02-18T00:33:29.894-05:00Where A Grown Man Comments On Children's Shows<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-size:130%;" >I feel bad for the kids on Sesame Street.</span><br /></div><br /><a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/?action=view&current=bettersesame.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 455px; height: 490px;" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/bettersesame.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">Not only did they live in the projects...</span></span><br /></div><br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Z3sQQ9hIR4I&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Z3sQQ9hIR4I&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dt2cF6PpgrE&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dt2cF6PpgrE&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/?action=view&current=sesame1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/sesame1.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/?action=view&current=SSSeason12Cast.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/SSSeason12Cast.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" ><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"> they had</span> <span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">MONSTERS! </span></span></span><br /></div><br /><a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/?action=view&current=monsters.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 409px; height: 390px;" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/monsters.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><br />Bonus Videos:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1dlWmrRstc">See Paul Simon be an asshole to a little girl!</a><br /><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-size:130%;" >Watch as Sesame Street's local Pusher tries to get Ernie hooked! Yes, Sesame Street had a Pusher! His name was Lefty. </span><br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ajHVLJG0298&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ajHVLJG0298&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object>Billyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12018099285669735809noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5173838121655856672.post-84408214373296102232009-02-09T23:49:00.000-05:002009-02-09T23:50:27.998-05:00We've Created A Monster<a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/?action=view¤t=obama.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/obama.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br /><br />(I don't know who made this)Billyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12018099285669735809noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5173838121655856672.post-11381031291898808192009-01-17T19:35:00.000-05:002009-01-17T19:35:47.277-05:00My Year In ListsSo, lets finish up our music roundup for 2008. <br /><br />You can find my top albums of 2008 <a href="http://dantesinfernalracket.blogspot.com/2008/12/top-albums-of-2008.html">here</a>. In this post, we're going to look at my top eps, best compilations, top songs, and some other shit. So let's go.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">The top 4 eps of 2008:</span><br />4)Little Boots-<span style="font-style: italic;">Arecibo</span><br />3)Animal Collective-<span style="font-style: italic;">Water Curses</span><br />2)Be Your Own Pet-<span style="font-style: italic;">Get Damaged</span><br />1)Fleet Foxes-<span style="font-style: italic;">Sun Giant</span><br />I really didn't listen to that many eps this year, so this list is a tad bit incomplete. Fleet Foxes <span style="font-style: italic;">Sun Giant</span> ep would probably still be the number one choice though. <br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">The Top 7 Compilations/Mixtapes:</span><br />7)The Long Blondes-<span style="font-style: italic;">Singles</span><br />6)Diplo & Santogold-<span style="font-style: italic;">Top Ranking</span> Mixtape<br />5)Various Artists-<span style="font-style: italic;"> Nigeria 70: Lagos Jump: Original Heavyweight Afrobeat Highlife & Afro-Funk</span><br />4)Esau Mwamwaya + Radioclit-<span style="font-style: italic;">"The Very Best"</span> Mixtape<br />3)Arthur Russell-<span style="font-style: italic;">Love Is Overtaking Me</span><br />2)Jay Reatard- <span style="font-style: italic;">Singles 06-07 </span>& Jay Reatard-<span style="font-style: italic;">Matador Singles 08</span><br />1)Wale- <span style="font-style: italic;">The Mixtape About Nothing</span><br />D.C. rapper Wale put together a mixtape that is devoted to 90s sitcom <span style="font-style: italic;">Seinfeld</span>. Yes, you read that right...<span style="font-style: italic;">Seinfeld </span>has entered rap culture. It is fantastic. The highlight of the mixtape is "The Kramer", on which Wale samples Michael Richards infamous rant at L.A. comedy club The Laugh Factory to make a thought-provoking thesis on the use of the N-word. Also, there is a confusing/out of place/pathetic cameo by<span style="font-style: italic;"> Seinfeld</span> star Julia Louis-Dreyfuss that should derail the mixtape completely, but luckily doesn't last long enough to do much harm. <br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">The Most Disappointing Album Of The Year:</span><br />For something to be disappointing there had to have been a build up of hope prior to it's release that made the albums disappointment all the more painful. So out the door goes Weezer's <span style="font-style: italic;">Red Album</span> because I don't think anyone thought that would be good. Out goes The Raveonettes <span style="font-style: italic;">Lust, Lust, Lust</span> because I gave up all hope for them after I heard "Aly, Walk With Me". This really comes down to three choices: Kanye West's <span style="font-style: italic;">808s & Heartbreak</span>, Scarlett Johansson's <span style="font-style: italic;">Anywhere I Lay My Head</span> or Philip Jeck's <span style="font-style: italic;">Sand</span>. Jeck's album was completely built up for me as being this masterpiece, yet when I heard it, I couldn't make heads or tails of what I was listening to. Kanye's 4th album was coming off of his highly enjoyable <span style="font-style: italic;">Graduation</span>, so, yeah, it had a lot to live up to...but this was almost like Kanye wasn't even trying. The first time I heard "Love Lockdown" I couldn't believe it was Kanye...not because he was singing, but because it sounded so...fake. To it's credit though, <span style="font-style: italic;">808s & Heartbreak</span> does contain the awesome "Robocop", so it can't be a huge disappointment with that. <br /><br />No, the most disappointing album of the year is Scarlett Johansson's Tom Waits cover record <span style="font-style: italic;">Anywhere I Lay My Head</span>. Note, it's not the worst album of the year, just the most disappointing. I love Scarlett...and Tom Waits is my favorite artist of all time...but the two of them together just doesn't work...even with a David Bowie appearance hidden on "Falling Down". The album isn't unlistenable...it's just unremarkable...and that's something that a Tom Waits inspired album should never be. <span style="font-style: italic;">Anywhere I Lay My Head</span> should have been a thought-provoking journey to a world where pin-up models could sing the blues and femme fatales fall victim to the same desperation as the drunk on the street. Instead I felt absolutely nothing from this album. That's why it's a disappointment.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">The Worst Album Of The Year (that I heard): </span><br />This would easily be Weezer's third self-titled album, <span style="font-style: italic;">Weezer</span> (also known as <span style="font-style: italic;">The Red Album</span>). Here's an excerpt from a review I wrote for the album earlier in 2008: <br /><blockquote>I can see it now: I'd compare Weezer's <span style="font-style: italic;">Red Album</span> to the regurgitated food the cow re-chews on it's way from it's 1st stomach to it's 2nd stomach. If you think it's as good as the first time, then I'm sorry my friend, but you enjoyed cow vomit. Calling it "Pork and Beans" doesn't fool anyone. </blockquote><br />And I was going easy on the album there. <span style="font-style: italic;">Red Album</span> is an attempt to revisit the magic that Weezer had on their first self-titled album (<span style="font-style: italic;">The Blue Album</span>), but they don't even come close, falling far below even the level of quality on their second self-titled album (<span style="font-style: italic;">The Green Album</span>). The songs range from "could be decent if it wasn't by Weezer" ("The Greatest Man That Ever Lived") to "oh my God that is horrible make it stop make it stop" ("Heart Songs"). Also, in the case of "Heart Songs", I think I'd vote that in as easily the <span style="font-weight: bold;">worst song of the year</span>. It's only fitting that Weezer gets wrong a song that is all about nostalgia, on an album that is attempting to rely on our nostalgia for anyone to give two shits. Weezer...it's time to retire. Go away, and stop ruining my good memories of you. <br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Most Overrated Album Of 2008:</span><br />TV On The Radio-<span style="font-style: italic;">Dear Science</span>. <br />It wasn't bad at all, but I didn't think it was anywhere near as good as <span style="font-style: italic;">Return To Cookie Mountain</span>. Some people get all obsessive about these guys, and yeah, they are good, but this was not album of the year. Sorry.<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Most Underrated Album Of 2008: </span><br />Nico Muhly-<span style="font-style: italic;">Mothertongue</span><br />This album is so underrated, that I didn't even include it on my top albums of the year list! Nico Muhly's <span style="font-style: italic;">Mothertongue</span> starts off with an avant-garde classical piece that evokes the work of Philip Glass. Over the rest of the work, Muhly echos Bjork, Steve Reich...and folk music. It's quite an experience, and perfect for fans of minimalist classical music. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Best Album I Discovered Because Of Taylor Long:</span><br />My former editor, and the mind behind the <a href="http://www.t-sides.com/">T-Sides</a> music blog, Taylor Long has a tendency to suggest albums to me that I never would have heard elsewhere. Last year she brought Patrick Cleandenim's excellent <span style="font-style: italic;">Baby Come Home </span>to my attention. This year it was Dengue Fever's <span style="font-style: italic;">Venus On Earth</span>. Dengue Fever combine Cambodian pop music with American indie rock, to create an album that almost seems like a piece of alternative history. Most of the album is sung in Khmer, the main language of Cambodia (with a few songs in English), but don't let that scare you away. The album is terrific. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Best Album I Discovered Because Of Nick Psillas: </span><br />Like Taylor, Nick Psillas, of the band <a href="http://www.myspace.com/broosevelts">The Broosevelts</a> also has passed my way many music suggestions. The best album he told me about this year was Little Joy's self titled debut, <span style="font-style: italic;">Little Joy</span>. Little Joy is a side project of Fabrizio Moretti of The Strokes and Rodrigo Amarante of Los Hermanos. As a fan of both those bands, this album represents almost a dream pairing, but I was still skeptical. The last Strokes album left me pondering the need for a band like the Strokes anymore, and the last time Los Hermanos did anything new was 2005. Could this just be another disaster? Well, obviously it isn't. This is what the 3rd Strokes album should have sounded like. This is the return to form we wanted. Now let's see how these rumors of a new Strokes album in 2009 turn out. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">The Top 60 Songs of 2008: </span><br />60)"Time To Pretend"-MGMT<br />59)"The Vowels Pt. 2"-Why?<br />58)"Dance, Dance, Dance"-Lykke Li<br />57)"Run To Your Grave"-The Mae Shi<br />56)"In The New Year"-The Walkmen<br />55)"House Jam"-Gang Gang Dance<br />54)"Robocop"-Kanye West<br />53)"Saved By Old Times"-Deerhunter<br />52)"The Next Messiah"-Jenny Lewis<br />51)"Kids"-MGMT<br /><br />50)"Walcott"-Vampire Weekend<br />49)"Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)"-Beyonce<br />48)"Don’t Stop The Music"-Rihanna<br />47)"The Rip"-Portishead<br />46)"Paperback Suicide"-Evangelicals<br />45)"Sentimental Heart"-She & Him<br />44)"The Modern Leper"-Frightened Rabbit<br />43)"Too Drunk To Dream"-Magnetic Fields<br />42)"L.E.S. Artists"-Santogold<br />41)"Kiss With A Fist"-Florence and the Machine<br /><br />40)"Lately"-The Helio Sequence<br />39)"A&E"-Goldfrapp<br />38)"The Next Time Around"-Little Joy<br />37)"Which Song?"-Max Tundra<br />36)"Oh My God"-Ida Maria<br />35)"Fatalist Palmistry"-Why?<br />34)"Shut Up And Let Me Go"-The Ting Tings<br />33)"The Kramer"-Wale<br />32)"Black Albino Bones"-Fucked Up<br />31)"Bete Noir"-The Gutter Twins<br /><br /><br />30)"Trolley Friend"-Pattern Is Movement<br />29)"Soul On Fire"-Spiritualized<br />28)"All I Wanna Do"-Jaimie Lidell<br />27)"Where Do You Run To?"-Vivian Girls<br />26)"Teenagers"-Department of Eagles<br />25)"Strange Overtones"-David Byrne & Brian Eno<br />24)"Take My Love With You"-Eli “Paperboy” Reed & The True Loves<br />23)"Shake That Devil"-Antony & The Johnsons<br />22)"My Year In Lists"-Los Campesinos!<br />21)"Eraser"-No Age<br /><br /><br />20)"I Know Ur Girlfriend Hates Me"-Annie<br />19)"Easy Does It"-Bonnie “Prince” Billy<br />18)"Gobbledigook"-Sigor Ros<br />17)"Winter"-The Dodos<br />16)"Skinny Love"-Bon Iver<br />15)"Blue Ridge Mountains"-Fleet Foxes<br />14)"Lights Out"-Santogold<br />13)"Mykonos"-Fleet Foxes<br />12)"Lover’s Day"-TV On The Radio<br />11)"You! Me! Dancing!"-Los Campesinos!<br /><br /><br />10)"Becky"-Be Your Own Pet<br />9)"Nous Tombons Dans Elle"-Dominique Leone<br />8)"I’m Not Going To Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You"-The Black Kids<br />7)"Constructive Summer"-The Hold Steady<br />6)"Sweet Darlin’"-She & Him<br />5)"American Boy"-Estelle (Featuring Kanye West)<br />4)"Put On"-Young Jeezy and Kanye West<br />3)"The Nun’s Litany"-Magnetic Fields<br />2)"Oxford Comma"-Vampire Weekend<br />1)"Dig, Lazarus, Dig!!!"-Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds<br /><br />Ok, that's it for the music of 2008! I'd like to do a movie list, but I'm not sure when I'll get that up. Hopefully soon. Thanks for reading!Billyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12018099285669735809noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5173838121655856672.post-15956046049929045042009-01-08T21:25:00.003-05:002009-01-08T21:51:04.920-05:00Loving The Alien And KingSo, it's both David Bowie AND Elvis Presley's birthdays today. <br /><br />Happy birthday David Bowie!!! He's 62 today!<br /><br />Here he is with the Arcade Fire performing their song "Wake Up". <br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1-wEBmLht5g&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1-wEBmLht5g&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Happy birthday to Elvis Presley!!! He would be 74 today! <br /><br />Here he is singing "Little Egypt" from the movie "Roustabout". "Little Egypt" of course is much better known as a Coasters song (and done much better by them), but I'm posting it so we remember it was practice at the time for white artists to re-record the songs of black artists. Elvis did this numerous times, and sadly, because of it, singers like <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y5SPFDMQ_I">Big Mama Thornton</a> are nearly forgotten. <br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2tByhkaVcyE&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2tByhkaVcyE&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Billyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12018099285669735809noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5173838121655856672.post-43169249914121336932009-01-07T13:59:00.003-05:002009-01-07T14:07:45.125-05:00If This Were Real, Some People Would Call It Progress...<embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/videoplayer/flvplayer.swf" allowScriptAccess="always" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" flashvars="file=http://www.theonion.com/content/xml/92328/video&debugging=true&autostart=false&image=http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/NO_KEYBOARD_article.jpg&bufferlength=3&embedded=true&title=Apple%20Introduces%20Revolutionary%20New%20Laptop%20With%20No%20Keyboard" height="355" width="400" ></embed><br/><a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/node/92328?utm_source=embedded_video">Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard</a><br /><br /><br />Oh Macworld, you're the comic-con for the nerds who think they're trendy. <br /> <br />(From <a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/index">The Onion</a>)Billyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12018099285669735809noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5173838121655856672.post-64090520053957500332009-01-05T16:15:00.000-05:002009-01-05T16:16:03.334-05:00David Lynch Should Totally Write Batman<a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/?action=view¤t=batmanbluevelvet.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/batmanbluevelvet.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br /><br />(stolen from <a href="http://randompanels.blogspot.com/">Random Panels</a>)Billyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12018099285669735809noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5173838121655856672.post-21691723174511236792009-01-03T11:30:00.001-05:002009-01-05T20:51:05.002-05:00Top Albums Of 2008For the first time in a long time, I actually struggled with picking my top ten albums of the year.<br /><br />That's a good thing, I guess. When so many great albums are released in a year, it's the listeners and music fans who win. My job should be this hard all the time.<br /><br />Of course, by limiting this list to ten, I've left off many deserving albums. It was originally a list of 30 that I had to par down. Sadly, this left no room for some releases that everyone else on the internet has been hailing as the "best albums of the year". Whatever. I think these albums are better.<br /><br /><br />I now present: <span style="font-size:180%;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 102);">DANTE'S INFERNAL RACKET'S</span><br /></span> <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size:180%;">TOP ALBUMS OF 2008</span><br /></span></span><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"></span></span></span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"></span></span></div></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><br /><br />10)<a href="http://www.theholdsteady.com/">The Hold Steady</a>- <span style="font-style: italic;">Stay Positive</span> (Vagrant)<br /><a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/?action=view&current=TheHoldSteady.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/TheHoldSteady.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br />Many bands wear their influences on their sleeves. The Hold Steady just won't stop talking about them.<br /><br />The first line in album opener "Constructive Summer" bellows: "Me and my friends are like/the drums on 'Lust For Life'". The band then goes on to reference The Dillinger Four, The Clash, and Husker Du, all before getting out of the first song.<br /><br />Of course this makes perfect sense considering what else The Hold Steady sing about. On <span style="font-style: italic;">Stay Positive</span> they sing stories about people who are stuck in adolescence, people who are confused spiritually, and people who aren't sure about where life is taking them. They sing songs about people who are "stuck at the mill until [they] die" and people who smoke in the woods with "townies". They sing songs about the youth in red states, the sing songs about the youth in the suburbs. All they know of the cities is what they've been taught by Led Zeppelin and Bruce Springsteen. All they can do (to quote <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSXWWrIxSB4">Pulp</a>) is "dance and drink and screw/cause there's nothing else to do."<br /><br />But unlike on their past albums, The Hold Steady take this a step further. <span style="font-style: italic;"> Stay Positive</span> is their most grown up album, not in a sense of being more mature, but rather in being old enough to look back and see what's happened. No, the band is still as confused and discouraged as they always are, but now they see what they went through happening to the next generation, and they want to help them through it. The next generation needs to stay optimistic, to think positive. Stick to your goals, and remember your influences and you'll get out of the rut of being a Hold Steady character. After all, The Hold Steady did. Raise a toast to Saint Joe Strummer indeed.<br /><br />Best Songs: "<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=019ax9vm_kk">Constructive Summer</a>", "<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY3V4ObYRsA">Stay Positive</a>", "<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWQMz8bhwLA">Magazines</a>"<br /><br />9)<a href="http://www.portishead.co.uk/">Portishead</a>-<span style="font-style: italic;">Third</span> (Mercury/Island)<br /><a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/?action=view¤t=portishead-third.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/portishead-third.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br />It seems like forever since Portishead released an album. 11 years in fact, and it feels like they haven't been gone at all.<br /><br />There is something about Portishead that makes them seem so haunting and bleak, and yet at the same time, so...upper class. When listening to <span style="font-style: italic;">Third</span>, I get the feeling like I'm sitting at a British aristocracy dinner banquet. The music just fits with the ambiance in the background as we eat and discuss the latest business in front of the House of Lords. I assume British aristocratic gatherings aren't anything fitting of a Portishead album, but it just gives me that feel. Maybe I've seen <span style="font-style: italic;"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102216/">King Ralph</a></span> too many times.<br /><br />Beth Gibbons voice calls back the likes of Jackie DeShannon and Nico. On top of that, Portishead approach <span style="font-style: italic;">Third</span> with a very 60's pop feel, while still maintaining their identifiable sound; like if Burt Bacharach wrote songs for Iron Butterfly. <span style="font-style: italic;">Third</span> isn't a retread of <span style="font-style: italic;">Dummy</span>, and for that we're all relieved. After an eleven year wait for a new album, it's reassuring to know that Portishead aren't ready for the 'classic 90's bargain bin' yet, and I hope their fourth album takes a little quicker to make than their third.<br /><br />Best Songs: "<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPJJSCFdVd0">The Rip</a>", "<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKm-OkHj-VM">Machine Gun</a>", "<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6h_-JAlLnI">Hunter</a>"<br /><br />8)<a href="http://www.houseoftomorrow.com/tmf.php">The Magnetic Fields</a>- <span style="font-style: italic;">Distortion</span> (Nonesuch)<br /><a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/?action=view¤t=magneticfielddistortion.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/magneticfielddistortion.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br />It's 90's week here at Dante's Infernal Racket! First Portishead and now Stephin Merritt's catchy-pop outlet The Magnetic Fields! All we need now is the new Weezer album! (on second thought...no).<br /><br />For some reason, <span style="font-style: italic;">Distortion</span> didn't seem to be too well received by many critics this year. I'm not quite sure why. <span style="font-style: italic;">Distortion </span> mixes Magnetic Fields style catchy pop with Jesus and Mary Chain distorted rock. Yeah, it isn't like <span style="font-style: italic;">69 Love Songs</span>...but is that what everyone wants? A remake of <span style="font-style: italic;">69 Love songs</span>?<br /><br />The songs on <span style="font-style: italic;">Distortion</span> feel almost...more solid than on previous Magnetic Fields albums. Maybe it's the electric guitars of this album compared to the acoustics of <span style="font-style: italic;">69 Love Songs</span>, or maybe it's the more playful feeling the album gives off...I don't know, but it just feels like I'm getting more out of these 13 songs than I did on all three discs of <span style="font-style: italic;">69 Love Songs</span>.<br /><br />The album starts off very nice with the Breeder's sound-a-like "Three-Way". The ranting "California Girls" flows nicely from the opener's surf guitars, setting up the records upbeat sound quite well. The sing-a-long opening of "Too Drunk To Dream" is probably the most fun I've ever had with a Stephin Merritt song and along with "Please Stop Dancing" and "Drive on, Driver" form the most enjoyable section of the album. The album's highlight though is the clever "The Nun's Litany" which I'm pretty sure I've played more times this year than I have most other songs from better albums. I keep on coming back to <span style="font-style: italic;">Distortion</span> whenever I need a burst of pop and fun. To me, that makes it one of the best albums of the year.<br /><br />Best Songs: "<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYGEYpJ99SQ&feature=related">The Nun's Litany</a>", "<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH2YXIUOong">Too Drunk To Dream</a>", "<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FclJAlGzJ6Y">Drive On, Driver</a>"<br /><br />7)<a href="http://www.myspace.com/whyanticon">Why?</a>-<span style="font-style: italic;">Alopecia</span> (Anticon)<br /><a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/?action=view¤t=whyalopecia.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/whyalopecia.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br />Is Why? a hip-hop group or are they an indie rock band? If you Googled the un-Google-able band, that's what you'd find...lots of discussions about what genre Why? could possibly be. Why? is the perfect candidate for my most hated genre selection on iTunes: 'Unclassifiable'...and that's only because the idea of a bunch of indie-rock white boys raping about how much they like Whole Foods confuses people who think genre is a rule and not a suggestion. These are the same people who write in their 'favorite music' box on <a href="http://www.facebook.com">facebook</a> "Everything but country!!!" and think that actually defines anything.<br /><br />If you want to use a comparison to describe them, they're Faith No More for the 2000s or maybe Alice in Chains for the health food nut.<br /><br />The stand out song on the album is "Fatalist Palmistry" a bright, happy-sounding pop number stuck right in the middle of the album. The song revolves around the idea of palm reading and numerous times mentions loving life, yet it's surrounded on both sides by songs about death, sex and darkness. I guess it's only fitting then that the song starts and ends with references to dying: "I sleep on my back cause it's good for the spine/and coffin rehearsal" and "I'll be embalmed with it long before you'll see". This seems to be Why?'s topic of choice. All their songs act as stream of consciousness diatribes on the uncertain and inevitable, or rather, sex and death. On the album opener "The Vowels, Pt.2": "I'm not a ladies man/I'm a landmine/filming my own fake death." On "Simeon's Dilemma" "But I still hear your name in wedding bells/Will I look better or will I look the same rotting in hell." Most of the songs on <span style="font-style: italic;">Alopecia</span> discuss one of these two topics in sometimes awkward and hopefully tongue-in-cheek ways. On "Good Friday" rapper Yoni Wolf mentions there are lots of things he wouldn't even say to his psychiatrist. He seems perfectly content with relaying it all to us though. If I didn't like it so much, I'd demand my own prescription pad.<br /><br />Best Songs: "<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5BQfC78Q4g">Fatalist Palmistry</a>", "<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLGXJ0k1I34">The Vowels Pt.2</a>", "<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3uviZFcakw">Song Of The Sad Assassin</a>"<br /><br />6)<a href="http://www.myspace.com/marniestern1">Marnie Stern</a>-<span style="font-style: italic;">This is it and I am it and You are it and So is that and He is it and She is it and It is it and That is that</span> (Kill Rock Stars)<br /><a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/?action=view¤t=marnie_stern-this_is_it-album_art.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/marnie_stern-this_is_it-album_art.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br />I can't think of a way to describe Marnie Stern's second album. It's not really metal, even though her guitar work is on the level of Eddie Van Halen. It's not really pop, as this could never be played on mainstream radio. It's sort of like she created her own genre...a type of Progressive Pop.<br /><br />Marnie Stern's work needs to be heard to be understood. The album is weird and choppy. It's not candy to the ears. It's angular, it's awkward. It's like the last few seconds of the Beatles "A Day In The Life" when the orchestra just says the hell with it and creates nightmares.<br /><br />And even that's not really a good description. Stern's songs play with pop structure. They are pop songs, just...not in the right order. Remember in <span style="font-style: italic;">Pulp Fiction</span> how the story structure was all mixed up...how you'd get half of the story, and then we'd cut away to Bruce Willis, and he kills John Travolta, but then we got back to the middle of the first story and Travolta's still alive?<br /><br />Ah fuck it. That description sucks too. Really, I have no fucking clue how to even approach this album for a review. It's uncomfortable progressive pop metal. It's "Karn Evil #9" meets "Fuck and Run". It's a cyclone and a siren put together. Take album highlight "Ruler". It starts almost like hoe-down music and then turns into a Sleater-Kinney song. How else can this be described? It shouldn't work, but it does perfectly. Not only am entranced by it, but I can't stop listening to it. Just give it a listen yourself.<br /><br />Best Songs: "<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-waJkiflb0">Ruler</a>", "Roads? Where We're Going We Don't Need Roads", "Prime"<br /><br />5)<a href="http://www.myspace.com/thedutchessandtheduke">The Dutchess & The Duke</a>-<span style="font-style: italic;">She's The Dutchess, He's The Duke</span> (Hardly Art)<br /><a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/?action=view¤t=duke.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/duke.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br />This one is simple. The Dutchess & The Duke sound like acoustic <span style="font-style: italic;">Aftermath</span> era Rolling Stones with a little dash of Richard and Linda Thompson. They play 60's blues and folk songs. That's either a selling point to you or not.<br /><br />Best Songs: "Out Of Time", "<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_GBnk45IYY">Mary</a>", "<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34tH5FnagBg">Strangers</a>"<br /><br />4)<a href="http://www.hotchip.co.uk/site/">Hot Chip</a>-<span style="font-style: italic;">Made in the Dark</span> (EMI)<br /><a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/?action=view¤t=hot-chip-made-dark.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/hot-chip-made-dark.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br />Hot Chip is probably the epitome of the slur "Pitchfork Artist". <a href="http://www.pitchforkmedia.com">Pitchfork</a> promotes the hell out of these musicians, and because of that, there is normally a sort of resentment towards them around the internet (See also: <a href="http://www.myspace.com/deerhunter">Deerhunter</a>). Including Hot Chip's <span style="font-style: italic;">Made in the Dark</span> on this list is certainly not earning me any brownie points from the music blog community, but to not include it would be to ignore a very enjoyable album simply because some guy in an office in Chicago compared them to Giorgio Moroder.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Made in the Dark</span> is electronica, but it is poppy electronica. The music bares a closer resemblance to Interpol than it does Prodigy. Almost like The Rapture's "Echoes" by way of Daft Punk's "Digital Love". Their music is extremely catchy and easily danceable. Plus they reference Todd Rundgren's <span style="font-style: italic;">Something/Anything?</span>. And I <span style="font-weight: bold;">LOVE</span> <span style="font-style: italic;">Something/Anything?</span>.<br /><br />Best Songs: "<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1vPxXmCe8w">Wrestlers</a>", "<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhASu2OjEcQ">Ready For The Floor</a>", "<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGfJ4shG4ak">Shake a Fist</a>"<br /><br />3)<a href="http://www.boniver.org/">Bon Iver</a>-<span style="font-style: italic;">For Emma, Forever Ago</span> (Jagjaguwar)<br /><a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/?action=view¤t=bon-iver.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/bon-iver.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br />Bon Iver's <span style="font-style: italic;">For Emma, Forever Ago</span> was originally self-released in 2007, but since it's official release was 2008, and since I had no clue it existed until this past year, I'm going to consider it officially a 2008 album.<br /><br />2008 was a good year for the '<a href="http://www.popmatters.com/pm/review/it-still-moves-by-amanda-petrusich">Americana</a>' sound. Bonnie "Prince" Billy released a pretty damn good album with <span style="font-style: italic;">Lie Down In The Light</span>, The Fleet Foxes had a fantastic EP and LP and Bon Iver came out with <span style="font-style: italic;">For Emma, Forever Ago</span>. Bon Iver is really just Justin Vernon, formerly of folk band DeYarmond Edison. He recorded most of <span style="font-style: italic;">For Emma, Forever Ago</span> Walden style...isolated in a cabin in Wisconsin for four months. The album reflects Vernon's experience. It's a haunting debut, filled with the psyche of a man isolated in nature.<br /><br />Vernon's voice alternates between a Will Oldham style growl to a TV on the Radio-esk falsetto (though it mostly stays in the falsetto). More than anything the album sounds like the latest release from Iron & Wine, or maybe even Ray LaMontagne, but neither of those two have made an album this coherent before. <span style="font-style: italic;"> For Emma, Forever Ago</span> is a quite fantastic piece of folk music.<br /><br />Best Songs: "<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrMmr1oMPGA">Skinny Love</a>", "<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7-zmQ3XEc0">Flume</a>", "<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGch7c_1JoE">Re: Stacks</a>"<br /><br />2)<a href="http://www.myspace.com/nickcaveandthebadseeds">Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds</a>-<span style="font-style: italic;">Dig!!! Lazarus Dig!!!</span> (Mute)<br /><a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/?action=view¤t=nickcave.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/nickcave.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br />Nick Cave is 51. You'd never know it from the way <span style="font-style: italic;">Dig!!! Lazarus Dig!!!</span> sounds though. These days, when a rocker gets old, he usually resorts to recording crap like muddled vanilla versions of old <a href="http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&sql=10:w9fyxq9aldhe">standards</a>. But not Cave. When he gets old, he rocks harder.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Dig!!! Lazarus Dig!!!</span> opens with the title song, a spiraling epic about what happened to "Poor Larry" after he was risen from the grave. Cave uses the resurrection of Lazarus to return to one of his favorite topics: God. "Dig, Lazarus, Dig!!!" chronicles a modern Lazarus's journey through despair and obscenity as he digs himself deeper and deeper into the ground, blaming it all on the fact that "he never asked to be risen up from the tomb/...no one ever actually asked him to forsake his dreams". <br /><br />"Poor Larry"'s journey brings forward the notion that God's work might not be understood by us, but everything is happening according to some plan: "I can hear chants and incantations and some guy is mentioning me in his prayers./ Well, I don't know what it is but there's definitely something going on upstairs." This point carries Cave throughout the album, as he touches upon other cases of humans not understanding a greater thought, and in the end, rejecting it. On "We Call Upon The Author" Cave sings: "Rosary clutched in his hand, he died with tubes up his nose/And a cabal of angels with finger cymbals chanted his name in code/We shook our fists at the punishing rain/And we call upon the author to explain." Throughout the song, the effects of tragedy are questioned by those closest, asking God, their supposed author, why they must occur. The repeated chant of "Prolix, Prolix/Nothing a pair of scissors can't fix" obviously shows the questioners reaction to God's response...the result being a mutilated version of what they once believed.<br /><br />In "Albert Goes West" Cave sings "I said the world is full of endless abstractions/And I won't be held responsible for my actions." Here, another challenge to a higher authority is made, this time the refusal of the protagonist to recognize any type of higher law (whether God's or the state's)due to their generality. The inclusion of the American West (another one of Cave's <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0443680/">favorite</a> <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0421238/">topics</a>) brings forward the imagery of a lawless society, one where no one has to worry about anyone judging them. The album's closer "More News From Nowhere" takes everything to it's logical extreme, with a world of moral anarchy, supplemented by the continued delivery of "more news from nowhere". A Dionysian orgy in a world where God is dead to the people, all because they don't understand his plan and instead have chosen to reject him. It all happens to "Poor Larry" in the opening song, and the only place it lead him was straight back to the grave. You think Cave is trying to tell us something? <br /><br />Best Songs: "<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kV5XkBQsKU">Dig, Lazarus, Dig!!!</a>", "<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQtsO2m1fNk">We Call Upon The Author</a>", "<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MajmI5j7Bs">More News From Nowhere</a>"<br /><br />1)<a href="http://www.myspace.com/fleetfoxes">Fleet Foxes</a>-<span style="font-style: italic;">Fleet Foxes</span> (Sub Pop)<br /><a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/?action=view¤t=fleet_foxes.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/fleet_foxes.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br />And to think, just <a href="http://dantesinfernalracket.blogspot.com/2008/02/good-time-music-for-2007.html">a year ago</a>, I was badmouthing Panda Bear for trying to sound too much like the Beach Boys, while meanwhile, on the opening to "Blue Ridge Mountains" The Fleet Foxes do a pitch perfect impression of the Wilson Brother's harmonies, and I'm praising them. My, how times have changed.<br /><br />The Fleet Foxes' self-titled debut album is a perfect piece of chirpy 60's folk. Somehow though, possibly by use of time tunnel or warp zone, this 60's folk album came out in 2008. The Fleet Foxes hit every note they need to hit, from emulating The Byrds and the International Submarine Band to the aforementioned Beach Boys. They combine their folk with sunshine pop to create what is undeniably a west coast sound.<br /><br />Every song on <span style="font-style: italic;">Fleet Foxes</span> hits, from the crooning (and Beirut sounding) "Tiger Mountain Peasant Song", to the sing-a-long "White Winter Hymnal", to the possibly lost Gram Parsons recording "Meadowlarks". The album is as close to perfect as any album came this year, and for that it takes the number one slot on my list.<br /><br />Best Songs:"<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrQRS40OKNE">White Winter Hymnal</a>", "<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m8CkxXhPtw">Blue Ridge Mountains</a>", "<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH2T4Ox1gls">Ragged Wood</a>"<br /><br />And since, I know someone is going to ask, here are, without comment, 11-20:<br />11)Dengue Fever-<span style="font-style: italic;">Venus On Earth</span> (M80)<br />12)Santogold-<span style="font-style: italic;">Santogold</span> (Downtown)<br />13)Vampire Weekend-<span style="font-style: italic;">Vampire Weekend</span> (XL)<br />14)Times New Viking-<span style="font-style: italic;">Rip It Off</span> (Matador)<br />15)Department of Eagles-<span style="font-style: italic;">In Ear Park</span> (4AD)<br />16)Jenny Lewis-<span style="font-style: italic;">Acid Tongue</span> (Warner Brothers)<br />17)Lil Wayne-<span style="font-style: italic;">Tha Carter III</span> (Cash Money)<br />18)Be Your Own Pet-<span style="font-style: italic;">Get Awkward</span> (Ecstatic Peace)<br />19)Bonnie "Prince" Billy-<span style="font-style: italic;">Lie Down In The Light</span> (Spunk)<br />20)Juana Molina-<span style="font-style: italic;">Un Dia</span> (Domino)<br /><br />Thanks for reading! I'm going to have a music summary of 2008 post up soon (I promise) and hopefully soon after that, a list of my favorite songs of the year. After that, I'll probably tackle movies.<br /><br />Also, there will definitely be unrelated posts separating these.<br /><br />So, what do you think guys?Billyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12018099285669735809noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5173838121655856672.post-37464093218534251562009-01-02T00:53:00.002-05:002009-01-02T00:58:12.877-05:00C Is For Conspiracy Theory<a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/?action=view¤t=cookie.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/cookie.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br /><br /><a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/?action=view¤t=bin-laden.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/bin-laden.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br /><br />Coincidence?Billyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12018099285669735809noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5173838121655856672.post-32438384440311223432008-12-29T12:49:00.004-05:002008-12-29T13:08:42.550-05:00The Starry Knight<a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/?action=view¤t=batsignalvangoeh-1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/batsignalvangoeh-1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br /><br />(From <a href="http://www.cinematical.com/2008/12/16/fan-made-superheroes-and-celebrities-invade-famous-paintings/">Cinematical</a>)<br /><br /><br />In unrelated blog stuff, I'm going to try to have my top music list(s) up soon. I originally made a deadline for myself around two weeks ago, but...well, we all knew that wasn't going to happen. My top movies of 2008 list probably won't be up till the new year, and I doubt I'm going to even do a top TV show list this year (it was hard enough to try and think of 5 shows that I actually watched this year...)<br /><br />Maybe I'll do an internet show list...hmm.Billyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12018099285669735809noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5173838121655856672.post-3173777162018980022008-12-16T17:21:00.004-05:002008-12-16T17:43:18.393-05:00And I'm Sure We'll Think He's Going To Stay Dead TooSo, to anyone that watched the Vol. 3 finale of Heroes last night...<br /><br />Jeph Loeb's way to make Sylar scary...is to rip off <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387564/">Saw</a>? <br /><br /><br />Now, unlike Loeb, I'm not a <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Ultimates-Vol-Sex-Lies-DVD/dp/0785130373/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1229466335&sr=8-2">terrible</a> <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Batman-Hush-Vol-Jeph-Loeb/dp/1401200605/ref=sr_1_8?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1229466365&sr=1-8">comic</a> <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Hulk-Vol-Red-v/dp/0785128816/ref=sr_1_10?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1229466365&sr=1-10">book</a> <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Superman-Batman-Vol-Public-Enemies/dp/1401202209/ref=sr_1_14?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1229466445&sr=1-14">writer</a>, so I guess I can't really talk about homage vs. outright swiping, but if I may make a suggestion: the next time you want to make your audience feel a real kind of threat from a character, you may want to focus on better characterization, rather than relying on references to a well known movie franchise to provide it for you. <br /><br />I can't wait until <a href="http://www.sfuniverse.com/2008/12/05/bryan-fuller-returns-to-heroes/">Brian Fuller</a> returns...Billyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12018099285669735809noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5173838121655856672.post-15661086182102669032008-12-16T17:01:00.002-05:002008-12-16T17:04:25.128-05:00I Laughed For Five Minutes Straight<a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/?action=view¤t=birdsbarbie.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Bflorio12/birdsbarbie.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br /><a href="http://www.barbiecollector.com/shop/product.aspx?sku=L9633"><br />Yeah, it's real...</a><br /><br />Found via <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2008/12/post_61.php">Geekologie</a>Billyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12018099285669735809noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5173838121655856672.post-22717294839956037042008-12-07T12:49:00.004-05:002008-12-07T13:14:16.754-05:00The Heart Of...Sunday MorningHAPPY BIRTHDAY TO TOM WAITS! <br /><br />America's hobo troubadour turns 59 today. <br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-gwUtEEjZJ8&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-gwUtEEjZJ8&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Here he is performing "The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me)" On <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075505/">Fernwood 2 Night</a> in 1977. <br /><br />I'm going to celebrate my favorite musician's birthday by listening to <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Swordfishtrombones-Tom-Waits/dp/B000001FTJ/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1228673181&sr=8-1">Swordfishtrombones</a> and <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Small-Change-Tom-Waits/dp/B000002GY9/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1228673210&sr=1-1">Small Change</a> while driving to Pennsylvania today in the snow. It will be quite an adventure. <br /><br /><br />Also, since I apparently missed it, November 22nd was Little Steven Van Zandt's birthday. Little Steven, other than being <a href="http://www.brucespringsteen.net/news/index.html">Bruce Springsteen</a>'s guitarist in the E Street Band, and the actor who played Silvio on <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0141842/">The Sopranos</a>, is also the DJ and founder of the greatest radio program of all time: <a href="http://www.littlestevensundergroundgarage.com/">Little Steven's Underground Garage</a>. <br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9CdgAf-_MQU&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9CdgAf-_MQU&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Here is a clip from Little Steven's Underground Garage Festival back in (I think) 2004. The clip features Bruce Springsteen introducing the fantastic <a href="http://www.thechesterfieldkings.com/">Chesterfield Kings</a>. <br /><br />You know, it's really sad, that I was at the Underground Garage Festival and I don't remember what year it was...it was August, I remember that...and there was a hurricane warning, and Julian Casablancas from <a href="http://www.thestrokes.com/">The Strokes</a> yelled at one point: "They told us to hurry up our set because there's a hurricane coming...WELL I DON'T SEE NO FUCKING HURRICANE!" <br /><br />Yes kids, at one time The Strokes' were cool.Billyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12018099285669735809noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5173838121655856672.post-41008068384160557482008-12-06T16:14:00.005-05:002008-12-06T17:02:49.104-05:00Songs Of The DaySo over on <a href="http://twitter.com/Bflorio12">Twitter</a> I've been amusing myself (and hopefully others) by posting a link to a cool song each day. <br /><br />Originally I was trying to out-indie <a href="http://www.hofstrachronicle.com/user/index.cfm?event=displayAuthorProfile&authorid=2624944&page=mediacredits">Sam Rubenfeld</a> (whom I stole this idea from), but lately I've been grouping my selections more into themes. <br /><br />I've decided to post the first few weeks of it here on my blog. So enjoy: <br /><br />Nov 21, 2008 <br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ng5WlvpZh3A&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ng5WlvpZh3A&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />The Chi-Lites- "Stoned Out Of My Mind"<br /><br />Nov 22<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qHe2ncRaNb8&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qHe2ncRaNb8&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />A Brokeheart Pro-"You Don't Know" <br /><br />Nov 23<br /><a href="http://www.last.fm/music/Holly+Golightly/_/A+Length+of+Pipe">Holly Golightly-"A Length Of Pipe" (from Last.Fm)</a><br /><br />Nov 24<br /><a href="http://www.thefortyfivesband.com/music_mp3.html">The Forty Fives-"Junk Food Heaven" (Crappy MP3 from their website)</a><br /><br />Nov 25<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/p_81l4DXlwM&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/p_81l4DXlwM&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />Gogol Bordello-"Start Wearing Purple"<br /><br />Nov 26<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/77UgMJBH80I&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/77UgMJBH80I&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />The Creaky Boards-"The Songs I Didn't Write" <br /><br />Nov 27<br />SPECIAL THANKSGIVING SONG OF THE DAY IN TWO PARTS:<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/eGpijVPIwPY&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/eGpijVPIwPY&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uJx3WIMiatg&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uJx3WIMiatg&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />Arlo Guthrie-"Alice's Restaurant Massacre" <br /><br />Nov 28<br />BLACK FRIDAY SONG OF THE DAY:<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hctbGB6DYhU">Johnny Boy-"You Are The Generation That Bought More Shoes And You Got What You Deserve"</a><br /><br />Nov 29<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zgT1CxHnw24&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zgT1CxHnw24&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />The Stolen Minks-"Consecutives"<br /><br />SOLO VENTURES THEME WEEK! These songs are all the result of band members going solo. <br />Nov 30<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KEgKpTjWCRw&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KEgKpTjWCRw&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />Joe Strummer-"Coma Girl" <br /><br />Dec 1<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FK_iS6WOJkY&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FK_iS6WOJkY&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />Paul Westerberg-"Dyslexic Heart" <br /><br />Dec 2<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZW3BN_nwpzc&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZW3BN_nwpzc&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />Kevin Drew-"Backed Out On The..."<br /><br />Dec 3<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DSU1FZiZ6n8&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DSU1FZiZ6n8&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />Jenny Lewis and The Watson Twins-"Big Guns"<br /><br />Dec 4<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDZwThM7vAg">Feist-"Mushaboom"</a><br /><br />Dec 5<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GvkXdmNDmjM&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GvkXdmNDmjM&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />Lou Reed-"Good Evening Mr. Waldheim"<br /><br />Dec 6<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pHf7deW9L9Y&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pHf7deW9L9Y&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds-"From Her To Eternity"Billyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12018099285669735809noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5173838121655856672.post-50761584653643446672008-11-29T13:05:00.005-05:002008-11-29T16:27:48.421-05:00Quote Of The Day2 girls talking to each other in the Law School where I work. <br /><br /><blockquote>Girl 1: Hey, listen, it's finals time. Stop wearing makeup and put on some sweatpants. You're making the rest of us look bad. <br /><br />Girl 2: Ha...I'm not wearing any makeup--<br /><br />Girl 1: You're wearing eyeliner! I can see it!!!</blockquote><br /><br />At ten in the morning on a Saturday, it's the little things that amuse me.Billyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12018099285669735809noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5173838121655856672.post-61135504342054580322008-11-04T14:29:00.001-05:002008-11-04T14:30:32.834-05:00Live From New York...It's a Concession Speech!It's time for a post I have been planning since McCain received the Republican nomination.<br /><br />John McCain will not win the Presidency of the United States of America. <br /><br />Want to know why? <br /><br />Because he hosted Saturday Night Live.<br /><br />You're looking at me crazy right now, I know. Let me explain...you see, SNL has a curse...a POLITICAL curse.<br /><br />Every politician that has hosted SNL, has gone on to lose a presidential election (or nomination). <br /><br />Let's start with recurring Presidential Candidate <span style="font-weight:bold;">Ralph Nader</span>. Nader hosted the show on January 15, 1977. He then lost nominations for President in 1992, and 1996, and achieved the Green Party nomination in 2000, and Independent Party nominations in 2004 and 2008. He lost all three times. <br /><br />"Well, Nader had no chance of winning, that's why he lost..."<br />Maybe, but let's move on:<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Jesse Jackson</span>. Hosted October 20th, 1984. He went on to lose the Democratic nomination in both 1984 and 1988 after a fairly impressive showing in the polls.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Steve Forbes</span>. Hosted April 13th, 1996. He lost the Republican nomination in both 1996 and 2000. In 1996, he won two states in the primaries. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Al Sharpton</span>. Hosted December 6th, 2003. Lost Democratic nomination for 2004 election.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Rudy Giuliani</span>. Hosted November 22nd, 1997. He just missed the Republican nomination for the 2008 election.<br /><br />On top of them, we have:<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">George McGovern</span>. He hosted April 14th, 1984, which of course was after his two attempts at the Presidency (in 1968 and 1972). BUT, as I just learned, according to <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_mcgovern">wikipedia</a> McGovern also tried running for the Democratic nomination in 1984, and lost. <br /><br />and of course:<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Al Gore</span>. Hosted December 14th, 2002. Yes, that's after he lost the 2000 election, but he's also a name that is still coming up (at least four newscasters mentioned him as a candidate DURING THE DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION). Time will only tell if Gore decides to run again. <br /><br />So this leaves <span style="font-weight:bold;">John McCain</span>. McCain hosted on October 19th, 2002. It was a wretched show. The monologue was especially painful. Now, this was also after his loss of the nomination for the 2000 election, but as I'm sure you know, he's the Republican nominee this year. <br /><br />Using this evidence above, I shall theorize that McCain will lose in November.<br /><br />And just so you don't think I'm showing only the candidates who lost, these are the other politicians that have hosted SNL over the years.<br /><br />Julian Bond. Hosted April 9th, 1977. Senator, never ran for President.<br />Ron Nessen. Hosted April 17, 1976. Gerald Ford's Press Secretary. Never ran for President.<br />Ed Koch. Hosted on May 14th, 1983 and May 12th, 1984. New York City Mayor. Never ran for President.<br /><br /> <br />And here's another thing:<br />What about politicians who have just appeared on SNL, but haven't hosted? I searched online, but I couldn't find a list of these occurrences. Off the top of my head, I know that <span style="font-weight: bold;">Gerald Ford</span> appeared on the Ron Nessen episode in 1976 (saying the famous "Live From New York..." line), and lost the Presidential election soon afterwords. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Jesse Jackson</span> appeared after Dr. Seuss died, but that was after his Presidential defeats. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Lamarr Alexander</span> appeared in a skit right before losing the Republican Nomination. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Ralph Nader</span> appeared many years later in a skit before his Presidential campaigns. <span style="font-weight: bold;">George H.W. Bush</span> appeared on one episode, but I'm not sure if it was before or after he lost the 1992 election. Former Senator <span style="font-weight: bold;">Paul Simon</span> appeared on one episode in the 1980s right before he lost the Democratic nomination for President. I actually think <span style="font-weight: bold;">Al Gore</span> appeared briefly on an SNL political special in 2000. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Giuliani</span> appeared at least twice more on the show after he hosted. And most recently, both <span style="font-weight: bold;">Hillary Clinton</span> and <span style="font-weight: bold;">Barack Obama</span>, <span style="font-weight: bold;">John McCain</span> and <span style="font-weight: bold;">Sarah Palin</span> have all made appearances on the show. Hmm. Maybe <a href="http://www.bobbarr2008.com/splash/?s0820">Bob Barr</a> will win this election!Billyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12018099285669735809noreply@blogger.com0