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The Obama DNC Speech Drinking Game
If Obama Says…:.....Action That Should Be Taken:
The word “Change”...........Take a gulp of beer
The word “Hope” .............Take a gulp of beer
The word “Freedom” .......Take 3 gulps of beer
Mentions Energy Crisis ....Take 2 gulps of beer
Mentions Gas Crisis ..........Take a gulp of beer
Mentions the Economy .....Take a gulp of beer
Mentions the Poor ............Take 2 gulps of beer
Mentions Hillary ..................Take 4 gulps of beer
Calls McCain Old ..................Finish beer
Calls For Democrats to Unite ..Take 3 gulps of beer
Mentions God ..........................Take a gulp of beer
Mentions his Faith ..................Take a gulp of beer
Mentions his (ex) Pastor ...........Take 4 gulps of beer
Mentions being a ‘secret Muslim’ ...Finish Beer
Says “YES WE CAN” ................Take 2 gulps of beer
Hillary fans BOO during any
part of his speech .......................Take 4 gulps of beer
Calls Democrats
“The Party Of Jefferson” ...........Take 5 gulps of beer
Says “Change We Can Believe In” .............Take 4 gulps of beer
Mentions his “European Friends” .............Take 4 gulps of beer
Makes any reference to the Media ...........Take a gulp of beer
Mentions he’s biracial ...............................Take 2 gulps of beer
Mentions his childhood in any capacity .....Take 3 gulps of beer
Mentions “Checking Air in Tires” ..............Take 4 gulps of beer
Mentions his wife ..................................Take a gulp of beer
Mentions his wife and doesn’t call her by name ..Take 2 gulps of beer
Mentions his wife and doesn’t call her by
right name...................................................... Finish Beer
Says “Where All The White Women At?” ............Vote For McCain
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2 years ago
Did any of those things actually happen? I bet you weren't even buzzed.
ReplyDeleteMe and Mickey got through a beer and a half. Since I added so many joking ones in there, I didn't expect to get drunk or anything (unless he repeated "change" or "hope" repeatedly...which wasn't out of the question). The best moment came when he more or less called McCain old (though not directly), and we had to chug our bottles.
ReplyDeleteAnd he ALMOST said "The Party Of Jefferson"! He was so close! And it would have been so ironic!