Friday, February 27, 2009

He Should Have Tried Missed Connections



Pilot posted this on her synecdoche tumblr today. Wow. I really hope this was a joke because I can't stop laughing.

Seriously, I hope this guy finds a Greek translator through craigslist.

But if he doesn't, he can always shell out the money for Rosetta Stone.

Whole Lotta Rosie

On Imdb Wednesday:


Ok, let's reread this part.
The A League of Their Own star has revealed she stopped drinking on 1 December after her teenage son, Parker, refused to get her a beer from the refrigerator.

Now, I tend to see fat jokes where there aren't any sometimes (when you're looking for them, they're everywhere), but this...I mean, I thought this was obvious.

Does that line not imply that Rosie is sitting on her couch; asks her son to get her a beer; her son refuses; and Rosie says "Well, I'm not getting up. I'll quit."

Apparently not. No one I asked came to that conclusion. So, the question is, why did I see it?

In the first show I had on Channel 101 NY, DiSilvio, me and co-creator Mike Frollo knew where all the jokes were*. But, when the show screened, most of the audience was confused. Somehow, somewhere, there was a jump in logic that me and Mike didn't foresee.

So, what does this have to do with Rosie? Well, I'm starting to think I constantly do this.

*Where were they? In the second draft.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Friday, February 20, 2009

I'll Tumblr 4 Ya!

Did everyone just get a tumblr overnight? When the hell did this happen?

For all those that care, Nonsense Humor Magazine has finally got with the times and started their own blog. I think it's suppose to have pdfs of issues and crap but I have no clue anymore.

So, go check that out! And start a tumblr I guess, cause it's the cool thing to do!

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Where A Grown Man Comments On Children's Shows

I feel bad for the kids on Sesame Street.


Not only did they live in the projects...


they had MONSTERS!


Bonus Videos:

See Paul Simon be an asshole to a little girl!

Watch as Sesame Street's local Pusher tries to get Ernie hooked! Yes, Sesame Street had a Pusher! His name was Lefty.

Monday, February 9, 2009